─── INITIALIZING QUANTUM BANDWIDTH MEASUREMENT ARRAY ───

BANDWIDTH ORACLE

FOR THOSE WHO REFUSE TO WONDER HOW FAST THEIR INTERNET IS

⬇ DOWNLOAD THROUGHPUT
—
Mbps
PEAK: — Mbps   AVG: — Mbps
⬆ UPLOAD THROUGHPUT
—
Mbps
PEAK: — Mbps   AVG: — Mbps
⚡ LATENCY
—
ms
〜 JITTER
—
ms
✗ PKT LOSS
—
%
◎ DNS TTL
—
ms
LIVE RATE
0
Mbps
STANDBY
TEST PHASE
PING
DOWN
UP
DONE
TESTING CDN: cdn-test-cloudfront.hf.co
SYSTEM VERDICT
◌ AWAITING DATA
Run test to receive
your IT God ranking
// NERD DATA STREAM
> NETGOD v9.1 boot sequence complete...
> Loading quantum measurement algorithms...
> Probing CDN endpoints...
> Calibrating latency oracle...
> Ready. Awaiting operator command.
CONNECTION INTEL
PROTOCOL HTTP/2
BYTES RX 0 B
BYTES TX 0 B
ELAPSED 0.000s
TEST NODE HF CDN
EFFICIENCY —
TEST HISTORY LOG
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SPEED TIER CLASSIFICATION
DIAL-UP GHOST // <25 Mbps — You're testing on a potato.
CABLE PLEB // 25–200 Mbps — Adequate. Barely.
FIBER OVERLORD // 200–900 Mbps — Now we're talking.
IT GOD MODE // 900+ Mbps — The internet fears you.
// Tier evaluation based on raw download throughput via HF CDN endpoint
// Results may vary based on CDN proximity, ISP peering, and moon phase
NETGOD BANDWIDTH ORACLE v9.1 // BUILT FOR THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT MBPS ACTUALLY MEANS
CDN TEST NODE: cdn-test-cloudfront.hf.co // FILE: 15mb.json // NO DATA STORED // NO TRACKING